February 2012
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Finally decide it’s time to call the laser place to make an appointment
dial
ring
ring
ring
ring
ring
ring
ring
“Hello thank you for calling, office hours are tuesday through sunday”
monday
hang up
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I wish my copy of H.P. Lovecraft’s Complete Fictional works
wasn’t a thousand pages and like fifteen pounds otherwise I would bring it everywhere
wait
KINDLEEEEEEEEE
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I can’t actually remember seeing anything with Meryl Streep in it.
Being connected to the internet makes me feel like I could be a teacher, write a book, travel the world, solve all injustices, correct misguided thinking, and be a rather strong candidate for president of the united states
it also gives me unlimited access to cat videos
METAL GEAR SOLID SNAKE EATER 3D DEMO ON THE...
MY NIGHT HAS BEEN BOOKED
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casually just going to curl into a ball and cry about how ignorant people can be, brb
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"Since when is following Christ about tolerance?"
Did I
seriously
just
read that
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I was going to suggest a drinking game to not-homophobic-but, but the thought alone caused me to become intoxicated.
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Someday I hope to love something as much as Colin...
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I’m waiting for Benedict Cumberbatch to be like “oh, damn, the oscars were tonight? I thought— oh, nobody will even notice.”
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Sex, Uneducated
kateordie:
This morning, I put out a call for Sex Ed horror stories from former and current teens, after reading about Utah’s decision to adopt an abstinence-only policy when it comes to teaching about sexual health. Of course, that’s ridiculous - but not as crazy as some of these testimonials. Read on, it’s fascinating.
On Periods & Other Ovarian Mysteries
“Our sex ed in biology class was...
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Ugh, fine
No, it didn’t actually happen. Faberry shippers are fucking wizards.
Anonymous asked: Can you make your submit box anonymous because I am shy? I have a question about a faberry gif and I must show it to you in order to ask it.
but why did I need to open my submission box though :U
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Anonymous asked: Would you open up your submit box please?
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"I'm going to fuck you until you are...
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What is your battle cry? →
gay-for-nygard:
cicadas-and-fireflies:
grey-lips:
laufeysson:
ceruleancrescent:
Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ceruleancrescent, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She grunts vengefully:
“For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder faster than the super-flu!!”
Rampaging amidst the icy wasteland, clutching a studded crowbar,...
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I think I would be an awesome health teacher.
“Okay guys, the state has mandated that you take this test on sex education, but I’m just going to just give you all the answers that they require and then we’re going to talk about gay sex the rest of the time. If you’d rather not talk about gay sex you can go into the hall and actually take the test.”
orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
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I think I should become a health teacher.
DAY ONE:
“Class, this is fanfiction.net. You will be required to read at least one M-rated fanfiction a week and write a summary. I will then collect this summary and tell you in great detail everything they did wrong.”
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“Every time I read an article about conservatives being “pro- life” I am reminded...”
– The ‘Safe, Legal, Rare’ Illusion - NYTimes.com
YES.
(via golden-notebook)
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Someone with some kind of relevance should actually go up to Rick Santorum face-to-face and be like
“hey, you’re actually the most horrible person I’ve ever seen and the fact that we’ve uncomfortably sat through this much of you is an injustice in itself, but I think continuing to idly sit by while you spew feces from your mouthhole is not only inflating your already...
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likesirensinthenight:
reality-is-terrible:
...
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ablurredrainbowconnection replied to your post: Kermit the frog on glee though
i dont know how this would…. but i want it. I guess Blaine still needs a inner head voice. I mean if Helen Mirren can be Becky’s…
Blaine starts tripping on painkillers after his eye surgery and starts seeing Kermit the frog as his conscience. Kurt’s like “are you okay” and he’s like...
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fannybaws replied to your post: Kermit the frog on glee though
Hope he doesn’t get attacked by a homophobe or hit by a car.
Or hit by a homophobe in a car.
Or outed by Finn.
Darren always looks so dazed whenever anything is...
Like he’s still this little kid who all of a sudden got thrust into stardom and whenever there’s a moment when he doesn’t have to keep up his appearance he just sort of sits back and goes “shit, man”
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Kermit the frog on glee though
Kermit the frog on glee though
Phone call
“home”
I’m at home
answer
“come down, your guys going to sing in two minutes”
“what”
“come down, your guys going to sing”
“okay”
hang up
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A word that does not exist in the English...
Ya’aburnee Arabic – Both morbid and beautiful at once, this incantatory word means “You bury me,” a declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.
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Dream!Brittana is so much more angsty than normal waking hours Brittana, especially when your the one who has to tell Santana that Brittany died in an accident.
If it was the other way around it would still be horrible, but Santana losing Brittany is like turning off the sun and expecting her to live in a word where there is no happiness and nothing is fair. Because if the world was fair, nothing...
